Cousin Clem (needs counseling)

If you were as perplexed as we were by this comment from Steven the ACCRivals writer’s conversation with Jerry

“I think the one aspect of this game where Clemson holds an unmistakable advantage is mascots. Our Tiger looks robust and muscular with keen eyes that pierce its victims’ empty bravado. Aubie looks like he’s been through a couple of decades of cheap whiskey, crazy women and failed rehab stints. Game, set, match on that one.”

… please to enjoy Patrickthetiger’s tribute to Clemson’s mascot, who, quite frankly, has looked strung out since birth.


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