Jerry recently recapped both halves of the Outback Bowl, which was played on January 1, 2010. Pictured above is the celebration that took place after winning the game for the third and final time. Looking back, that celebration it feels like it happened years ago. And, of course, the beginning of that game feels like it was many years before that.
That game, the very first football game of the calendar year, took place 234 days ago. Since the day we eeked out a win to send our seniors off with an 8-5 record — which still sounds so much better than 7-6 — Auburn fans have more than eagerly awaited the kickoff of the 2010-2011 season. And, since that day, a lot of things have happened.
This magical time — this elongated wait in which we, in equal parts, suffer coldly like addicts without our drugs, and beam in the summer’s warmth with the infinite optimism of 0-0 — is called the offseason.
And, if you look around, you’ll notice that it’s coming to a close. The leaves are changing colors. Classes here in Auburn started last Wednesday. A couple of Sundays before that, the NFL preseason began. Fall camp is in full swing.
The offseason is officially almost officially over.
If you spent it wandering the hinterlands in an Auburn Snuggie, or frozen in suspended animation Futurama / Captain America style (if you did, please let me know how, as I totally could have used that technology last off season), here is a comprehensive, link-heavy recap that will catch you up on everything you missed. If you didn’t spend the offseason in either of those ways, you can read it for entertainment purposes. Pretend that you’re time traveling!
January 1 – Auburn defeats Northwestern in the 2010 Outback Bowl. Thrice.
January 4 – Boise State defeats TCU to win the 2009-2010 National Championship.
January 5 – Tommy Tuberville travels to Lubbock, Texas to interview for the vacant head coaching job at Texas Tech.
January 7 – Texas plays somebody in a scrimmage game, I think. Texas Tech hires Tommy Tuberville, who somehow beat out the impressive resume of… some guy named Ruffin McNeill.
January 12 – Lane Kiffin leaves Tennessee for USC. Riots ensue.
January 16 – On the hard court, Kentucky visits Auburn, packing Beard-Eaves Memorial Coliseum one last time. Auburn loses, 67-72. Ashley Judd was there, and still no one has discovered exactly who she is or why she is famous. Meanwhile, across campus, Coach Chizik dispels a rumor that Gus Malzahn was being courted by Louisiana Tech for their vacated head coaching position. Auburn breathes again.
January 30 – Auburn tops Alabama in the Iron Bowl of hoops, thanks to a late steal from DeWayne Reed and a clutch free throw from Lucas Hargrove. Rammer Jammer.
February 3 – Signing Day.
February 7 – The Saints defeat the Colts in the Super Bowl, and football ends the earliest it has in decades. Thanks for moving the Pro Bowl, Roger Goodell.
February 12 – The opening ceremonies for the 2010 Winter Olympics in Vancouver take place.
February 19 – Auburn baseball opens the season, losing to Missouri 13-8.
March 24 – Football spring camp opens and Tony Barbee is hired as Auburn’s next men’s basketball coach.
April 5 – Duke defeats Butler in the NCAA Men’s Basketball National Championship Game.
April 23 – Ben Tate is drafted to the Texans in the second round of the NFL Draft.
April 24 – Walter McFadden is drafted to the Oakland Raiders in the fifth round of the draft, and Jason Campbell is traded to the Raiders from the Redskins. Two days prior, the Raiders traded to get Quentin Groves from the Jaguars, making the Raiders go from having zero Auburn alums to three, the most in the NFL, over the course of just three days. Antonio Coleman signs as a free agent with the Buffalo Bills.
April 28 – Cam Newton is officially named the #1 quarterback as spring camp concludes.
The entire month of May – Nothing happens.
June 6 – Something happens.
June 10 – USC vacates wins from 2004. Alabama holds the mantle of “most recent national champion” for only four months, replaced by the 2004 Auburn Tigers. Hilarious.
June 12 – Conference realignmaggeddon begins as Nebraska joins the Big 10. Mike Slive yawns. Meanwhile, USA ties England 1-1 in the opening round of the 2010 FIFA World Cup.
July 8 – LeBron James announces on “The Decision” that he is signing with the Miami Heat.
July 11 – Spain defeats the Netherlands to conclude the 2010 FIFA World Cup.
July 20 – Zac Etheridge announces on Facebook that he is cleared to play in 2010.
July 21-23 – SEC Media Days. Nick Saban talks about pimps. Nobody cares. They’re too busy listening to Robbie Caldwell.
[Ed. note: July 23 – Justin Lee uploads to YouTube the most offensively appropriate NSFW Auburn hype video of all time.]
July 28 – Kevin Durant tweets the greatest tweet ever.
August 4 – Auburn’s fall camp begins.
August 7 – The 2010 Pro Football Hall of Fame induction ceremony shows that there is nothing more beautiful than a running back thanking his fullback for years of blocking.
August 8 – If it looks like football, smells like football, acts like football, then it must be football. Offseason over.
September 4 – Auburn vs Arkansas State
See you next week.
Justin Lee is a third generation Auburn man and proudly makes maybe the third best Auburn music videos on the internet today. In his spare time, he is a sophomore at Auburn, majoring in journalism. Curse him at [email protected].