Technically a Bama grad, but still…Dale Peterson!
Full disclosure (or really, I guess, just talking about myself): my grandfather is a former Assistant Commissioner of Agriculture and Industry for Alabama. He gave a rip about Alabama.
Auburn's Daily Meta-Memoir
Well, at least he doesn’t want you to vote for him just because his dad was Paul Bryant’s roommate;
Still, we have to thank Young Boozer for giving us the greatest fake Facebook page ever;