Honk if you ruptured Brodie’s spleen

If you’ve ever wanted to indulge your football fantasies beyond the handicapping morality of the Auburn Creed -  as a child, I convinced myself that the lyrics to “Crimson and Clover” were literally describing the gratuitously bloody scene of an Auburn Iron Bowl victory so I could enjoy the song without guilt – please to enjoy this ambiguously-uniformed montage of the unclean sports possible inside Blitz: The League II, an insane Madden-meets-Mortal Kombat X-Box game (you have to be 18 to even enter the web site), which, apparently, exists.

It’s almost as intense as that apocalyptic 2006 pre-game video with the Tiger marching through a Toomer’s Corner engulfed in flames… and really kind of screwed up. I’ve got this overwhelming urge to sing “Hard Fighting Soldier.”

3 Responses for “Honk if you ruptured Brodie’s spleen”

  1. Daniel says:

    I’m pretty sure you are referring to the 2003 pregame video and not 2006. I would love to see a video of that one I remember it being super awesome!

  2. AubOrange says:

    You’ve never heard of Blitz the League? It’s good stuff. Wasn’t exactly the modern update of good ole’ NFL Blitz 2000 that I was wanting, but it’s all good fun.

    (And I’d like to see that pregame video, too, because I’m having a tough time remembering it right now.)

  3. No — I’m not too up on new games.

    There might have been another video like that in 2003 but I’m pretty sure the one I’m remembering was in the 2005-2007 range, maybe ’04 though — and the apocalypse shots were super quick.

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