I’m not sure when mascots began being measured by their ability to cram as many pop-culture references inside a two minute skit or their skill with glue sticks, but I do know that Aubie’s version of “All The Single Ladies” at the 2009 UCA National Mascot Championships deserves better than #2. If you know what I mean.
You are so right! Literally. He actually won the skit competition, but came in second overall. Next year, Aubie, next year.