Taken Christmas Eve eve, these photos show that the reports are true: the Bammer populace of Lee County – the most despicable of all peoples – brazenly shops for its porn in our streets, our Tiger Towns. Local managers, weak in the faith, arrange displays of Saban, Got 13?, Mark Undeservingram at the entrances to our Books-a-Millions.
Sympathize not, not one whit. Feel no warmth. Think not that the Heisman retains its integrity.
Hunker down. Soldier on. Cross the Delaware.
Live free or die.
Play your drum for Him. Play your best for Him. Fight for your country.
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