The 99th Hottest Woman of 2009 knows it.
Her boyfriend knows it.
But brothers, sisters… wear this for your children. For your grandchildren. Wear this for peers already ignorant.
“It’s pronounced Jordan,” Shug said. “Like the river.”
Supply, though, like the DYE HARD shirt, like the Sully / Beasley shirt, is super-limited. At least currently. We’re new at this and totally started off the wrong way. We’ll be smarter next time — we just need to sell these first.
All shirts are $20, which sounds a little steep but that includes shipping, which is probably a mistake. Take advantage of us! We’ll get it to you in plenty of time for Christmas and the bowl game.
Forget the whole button thing — if you want one of these super soft, super thin, super awesome shirts just write to email@example.com and we’ll invoice you via PayPal, which will allow you to pay for it with a credit card even if you don’t have a PayPal account.
We have (a little more of these than the others):
2 Girls Medium light blue-ish (v-neck)
1 Girls-Large light blue-ish (v-necks)
1 Small orange
3 Small light-ish blue
1 Small turquoise-ish
1 Medium Orange, 1 Medium Beige-ish
1 Large turquoise-ish (the shirt Alice is actually wearing in the photo)
1 Large beige-ish (v-neck, shirt David is actually wearing in the Captain Morgan photo)
1 Large light blue-ish (v-neck, the other one David is wearing, with the jacket)
2 XL Light-ish blue, 1 XL Beige-ish
1 XXL Beige, 1 XXL Orange
The selection is, I know, pathetic — we’ll get better. Plea$e help u$ get better!
Don’t forget a TWER shirt while you’re at it…