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Hey Vols. ‘We Have Yr Smokey’

Part I: Houndnapping!


Knoxville, Tenn. Sunday night. 9:30 p.m. EDT. UT’s Smokey sleeps, dreaming of moral victories.


Outskirts of Knoxville. Sunday night. 9:45 p.m. EDT. TWER‘s Agent “B-to-the-E-A-T Bama” steels himself for the mission ahead. BTW, Agent Beat Bama is currently unemployed and freelancing this mission. He sure did flub his primary mission last November.


10:30 p.m. EDT. Agent Beat Bama strikes!


Click here for Part II: The Re-education.

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About J.M. Comer

J.M. graduated from Auburn in 1998 and again in 2000 with bachelor's degrees in English and journalism. He is currently a copy editor in Washington, D.C., and lives in Baltimore, Land of Pleasant Living. If you find yourself in beautiful Baltimore, he recommends Faidley's crab cakes, a stop at Atomic Books, an O's game at Camden Yards and plenty of Natty Boh.

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